Olympic bronze medallist in elephant hurdling, I left the whirl of celebrity-dom and constant feature articles in Hello! for the anonymity of a job in the
exciting world of cereal box ingredients writing. Recently I've attempted to make the move into screenwriting with my screenplay 'The Riboflavin
Agenda'.
My Occupation
Squirrel wrangler
My Hobbies
Drilling for kangaroos, bareback monster truck riding, collecting rude body parts shaped like vegetables.